Super Real Quotes from Teh Moveh (Originally Posted Dec. 18 on Purple Fleur)

May contain nuts. And spoilers.

"I'm not useless I swear!" ~Kylo Ren

"Why can't I be Darth Vader?! *emo hair flip* He was soooooo coooool! *rubs Vader poster sensually*" ~Kylo Ren

"Your mother says it's time to stop being emo and come home." ~Han Solo

"Dad of the yeaaaaarrrr...." ~Han Solo - Spoken while being kicked off a bridge by his loving son.

"Yer a Jedi, Rey!" ~Maz Kanata

"My gun is the biggest gun." ~General Hux

"Kylo is a moron." ~General Hux

"I have tits but you can't see them in this armor! Also you can infer from my voice that I'm a powerful badass woman! Too bad I supposedly die before the end of the film and have 0 character development!" ~Captain Phasma

"I'm funny guys! Right? I'm funny! lul" ~Finn

"I'M THE HERO!" ~Finn (see APH America for accurate posing and inflection)

"Mommy and daddy are coming back I just know it!" ~Rey

"I've never been trained with a light saber in my life but I'm a superior combatant to someone to has been!" ~Rey

"Totes not Luke's daughter." ~Rey

"BEEP BOP BOOP I'M FUCKING CUTE! ALSO VERY IMPORTANT!" ~BB-8

"I'm the bestest pilot in all of the Resistance!" ~Poe Dameron

"Finn is fucking hot." ~Poe Dameron

"Hey guys you remember that thing that could destroy planets? That round thing? Of death? Remember that?" ~The Galactic Republic

"It seems someone is building a large spherical object out of a planet. It looks a bit ominous. Should we do something about it? Eh." ~The (Former) Galactic Republic

"I'm still annoying, but now I have a red arm! What's up with that?!" ~C-3PO

"I LIIIIIVE! I mean... Beep Boop. Also here's that plot device you needed." ~R2-D2

"GGGRRREreregggrgrrgGRRERGRggegr. Nailed it." ~Chewbacca

"I'm just here for the callback!" ~Leia Organna

"Hi. I too am in the movie." ~Luke Skywalker aka Jedi Jesus

More than meets the eye...

Raw Images:

Cropped from the main "Force Awakens" poster:

End Result:

Just posting so people can see it was more work than putting meme faces on a bad quality image.
Quality is exactly as intended.

The font I used is called "Star Jedi" and the default kerning emulates the actual Star Wars font, but it doesn't work well with outlines. I had to adjust the kerning manually so the outlines didn't overlap awkwardly. Without kerning the "S" and "N" overlap in such a way that they somehow create negative space. I also have a font called "Distant Galaxy" and while it is close it isn't similar enough to the source font and it has the same kerning issues.
Suggestions for fixing the font would be appreciated.

Base editing done in CorelDRAW X7,
The filters on the background version were added with PaintShop Pro X8.

STAR SENSHI

So now there's 5 of these assholes.

Working on getting an actual set together so I can at least give them a uniform background.

Friendly reminder: I do 0 photo clean up on these. I just take the picture with my shitty phone and put the stupid bubbles on them.

A+ QUALITY.

BONUS PIC:

Ended up knocking them all over, of course. This here is the unedited result.

ENJOY!

xuHneR - #3 Really, Kylo?

Well that just happened...

Hatred [ShitFic]

This is some crap I wrote after a friend directed me to the @KyloR3n twitter account. Yes I know an Imperial Officer would NEVER act this way, but come on, it's fiction. Late night poorly thought out fiction. Also I'm just copying it back out of the google doc I saved it in. Any formatting issues are just left over from copying it out of a Facebook chat log. Implied slash. ENJOY!

Originally written December 27, 2015

Kylo stared into the darkness. It was true, he was incomplete. He knew of rage and passion but still struggled to put true meaning behind it. A cause worth fighting for or against. A cause worth the destruction he was so capable of yet struggled so deeply to harness. A focal point was what he needed. A target. A clear goal. "Fancy a pint?" Kylo turned from his brooding inflection to find General Hux standing in the doorway of his room wearing only the lower half of his uniform. "I figure we're stuck with each other until we reach the supreme leader and let's face the pure unadulterated facts: We hate each other." Hate. "Loath, even," the General looked into the empty glass in his hand. That was it! Hatred! Hatred for none other than the man he was forced to flee with! Hatred for the man that showed him up in front of the supreme leader!  It was Hux. Hux was his prism of rage. Hux was the key to finding himself and unleashing the true potential of his unending passion and destruction. Kylo glanced back out the porthole of his quarters on the modest escape pod. Hux lingered already looking three sheets to the wind. "Indeed, general. I will have a pint." A wicked grin crosses his lips.

xuHneR - #2 Craptacular Beginnings

And so it begins...

xuHneR - #1 New Years 2016

Starting the new year right...